g00fysmiley

Sat, 29 Apr 2006 12:52:56 GMT

this ammused me, thought ryan might like it

KEY
O = Outstanding
S = Satisfactory
N = Needs improving

History: O
The War on Terror has shown a keen interest in history! This enthusiasm is
to be commended, as it helps the entire class learn and grow. Drawing on
lessons learned in the Gulf War, Kosovo, as well as during the Soviet's
failed Afghan campaign in the 1980s, the War on Terror has avoided costly
mistakes, such as allowing itself to become a protracted ground campaign,
while maximizing its advantage in air power. If the War on Terror
continues to heed history's lessons, it will have a very successful year!
One concern: the War on Terror tends to dominate small group discussions.
A quieter "inside voice" would be preferred.

Mathematics: N
The War on Terror needs improving in the subject of math. In a recent
class exercise called "Count the Taliban Prisoners," the War on Terror
failed to arrive at a single answer. First it concluded there were "as
many as 800," then "around 200." A little later the War on Terror simply
gave up, answering "an unknown number." In the end the War on Terror's
classmate, The Red Cross, completed the task. (Correct answer: 312.) A
strong foundation in arithmetic is a crucial skill for all conflicts -- if
not for fighting, then for paying Northrop Grumman's invoices.

Science: S
The War on Terror has had mixed success in science. The War led the class
in our beginning science unit, entitled, "Detect the Anthrax." However,
when we moved on to the intermediate unit, "Locate the Origins of the
Anthrax," the War on Terror experienced difficulty. Further problems
occurred with our advanced science curriculum, "Produce Anthrax Vaccine in
Sufficient Quantity." It's our hope that the War on Terror can build on
its early success to complete these tasks. Incidentally, the War on Terror
has shattered every piece of Pyrex in our lab. Enclosed, please find the
District's bill for $627.50.

Composition: S
The War on Terror displays an impressive bilingual skill! However, the
essays the War composes often employ a confrontational rhetoric that could
use some softening. One of the War on Terror's early compositions,
fluently written in Pashto, began, " Attention Taliban! You are condemned.
Did you know that? Our helicopters will rain fire down upon your camps
before you detect them on your radar. Our bombs are so accurate we can
drop them right through your windows." The spelling and grammar are
flawless, and the War employs some very creative imagery. But we think a
subtler, less "warlike" approach would engage the reader more
successfully.

Creative Arts: N
The War on Terror has not performed well in the creative arts. The
conflict's biggest artistic project to date is a confused remake of Marvin
Gaye's classic protest song, "What's Going On." Other creative efforts
include an embarrassingly explanatory episode of "The West Wing," and more
replays than we had the stomach to count of Bette Midler's "Wind Beneath
My Wings." Not to be negative, but this war is very uptight. Perhaps the
War on Terror should spend more time hanging out with the War in Vietnam,
instead of always shuffling off to study hall with the War on Drugs.

GRADING THE WAR ON TERROR
By Jason Ross

Thu, 20 Apr 2006 04:55:59 GMT

ENFP - The Champion
You scored 72% I to E, 15% N to S, 19% F to T, and 84% J to P!

Your type is known as the Champion type, which is part of the larger group called idealists. Nothing occurs that does not have some deep and ethical significance in your eyes. You see life as an exciting drama. You are very charismatic, yet tend to be too harsh on yourself for not being as genuine as you think you should be. 3% of the population shares your type.
As a romantic partner, you need to talk about what is going on in your life. You are a strong supporter for your partner's efforts to grow and change and be happy. You need to feel that same support from your partner. Expressive, optimistic, and curious, you are eager to enjoy new experiences with your partner, whom you wish to be your confidant and soul mate, as well as play mate. You are uncomfortable sharing negative emotion, though, and tend to withdraw from confrontation and process your feelings privately. You feel most loved when your partner appreciates your creativity, accepts your uniqueness, and sees you as the compassionate person you are. You need to hear your partner tell you how much you mean to them and would love if they did thoughtful spontaneous things to demonstrate it.
Your group summary: idealists (NF)
Your type summary: ENFP

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 83% on I to E

You scored higher than 9% on N to S

You scored higher than 9% on F to T

You scored higher than 92% on J to P

Link: The LONG Scientific Personality Test written by unpretentious2 on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

the world should relax

Mon, 17 Apr 2006 23:23:31 GMT

the more i live the more i think somehow i've found a state of nirvana, not that i think i'm spiritually in touch with anything or any better because of some metaphorical idea, just that i don't worry about things... ever. What i wonder is am I the one who is to relaxed or does everybody else just worry to much; I'd like to think the latter but who knows.

Sat, 15 Apr 2006 05:11:58 GMT

why are some people born smart and some born incredibly dumb... doesn't seem fair, i deal with alot of people durring the day that are retarded.. and yet most of them have kids.. alot of the really dumb ones have many children.. the government should step in and have them stop breeding i think that'd be a good idea how bout you guys?

Fri, 14 Apr 2006 12:09:46 GMT

i need to do more public entries, most of my journal can only be seen by one person.. and he's writing this so that leaes most of you without a piece of smiley in your life.. not that most peopel would mind not having a piece of smiley in thier life.. i mean is a big piece to handle 0_o

Sun, 02 Apr 2006 01:30:51 GMT

Your Quirk Factor: 82%

You're beyond quirky... You're downright bizarre.
You've lost touch with social norms and what's appropriate. And you're loving every minute of it!

How Quirky Are You?

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 04:26:52 GMT

work work work, i just wanna sleep my way to the top already

Wed, 25 Jan 2006 05:12:21 GMT

why do i keep having to be the responsible poerson lately :P

aren't i supposed to be the carefree kid

i mean i get told all the time how supposed immature i am yet get calls fo rehlp .. a paradox of sorts :D

Tue, 13 Dec 2005 13:20:36 GMT

so, i'm an uncle now, my older sis popped out her kid a few weeks early, so thats kinda neat. its only like 5 pounds, but then again my sis is 5'2" and her hubby is 5' 3" so not to surprising. i need to try to get down there to see it sometime btu i've been studying for exams inttermitantly with video games, hopefully i'll be able to go down after this week, last exam is thursday, but there is still work so we'll see

Mon, 21 Nov 2005 05:31:10 GMT

morality is just a social construct of appropriate behaviours within a given society.

conflicts often arise when two cultures deem eahothers behavior to be outside their cultural norm and feel they need to cahgne this

why can't people just leave eachother the hell alone

Sat, 19 Nov 2005 12:49:44 GMT

steph is back !!!!!

helped her move some furnature last night, and took her to eat, fun kid i'm glad she moved back

Wed, 09 Nov 2005 23:03:43 GMT

i'm stealing greg's thing

What i want in the comments from each of you is this.. preferably in essay form.

a.) how we met.
b.) what you first thought of me
c.) what you think of me now.

if you haven't met me... make it up to something that you'd like.

Tue, 08 Nov 2005 19:49:40 GMT

http://www.eng.usf.edu/~dionson/ezzay/

Fri, 04 Nov 2005 05:23:06 GMT

i'm almost up to 180 ppounds, only 10 pounds less than when i started losing weight in june (37 pounds) difference if i've kept the squishy stuff off and actually am noticing a huge difference in muscle size. my bicepts have been the sorce of several compliments recently as a result. also i've decided to work out alot more than just work and the 15 min on bowflex a day, up my creatine and protien intake and generally just get much more lean/buff :D

also i think once people pay me back what they owe me (approx 2k from all debtors atm) i am either getting laser corrective eye surgery and/or a second laser hair removal preocedure on my.. happy place (typically takes 3-4 to get rid of all but sig reduction after eahch time)

i may just get the whole pacage and lessen my complete body hair count all over (not completely, but partially ya know :D )

oh what to do what to do... oh and to all said debt holders.. pay me back bitches, some of you are nearin 6 months of owing me fundage

Tue, 01 Nov 2005 19:48:02 GMT

Wrote a statment of purpose for grad school.. what yall think?

I was born in 1984 in brown hospital on a military base in Columbia. While I only lived there for 3 months, it is as close to a home as I’ve ever really had. I moved a lot as a kid, and though this used to be a form of resentment and sadness in my life it has led me to have the fortunate experience of meeting a wide variety of people from all over the country. In moving around I was forced to adapt by not letting anybody get too close to me. This as you might imagine led to me being a bit of an outsider and not really fitting with people. That is until one day when I decided to change, I came to the realization that it’s ok to care about people, and I began to enjoy my time with people while I had it, and viewed this time as finite and learned to appreciate my time with people rather than despair about their inevitable departure. Once this became my attitude in life I became much happier and found people seemed to be really open with me, especially when it came to seeking advice and telling their personal problems. This role really appealed to me, and finally one day I decided that I had to find someway of making this my future, helping other people cope with their problems, after all I had overcome my major depressing life problem and I wanted to help others.
Fast forward several years to my senior year of high school, I was faced with the option of going straight to working, or school. Well being somewhat of a overachieving person I chose both, now not being naive enough to think I could maintain a 4.0 doing this I told myself a B-C average and graduating with no student loans would beat the 4.0 and owing a lot of money I would eventually have to pay back. I went into the maintenance field, making arrangements to still be able to attend classes. Being in maintenance meant I got to live rent free and learn to fix things. However I learned to really love the field. It wasn’t the fixing things, which came relatively easy, just look at things logically, once you learn the basics of electricity and plumbing then most things make sense. But what I really enjoyed was my residents, each had their own problems and lives which they didn’t have a problem confessing to the guy there to fix their air conditioning unit, and oddly enough they would seek advice. Granted I didn’t feel I was quite trained to deal with and read into their problems but I’d usually give my two cents but remained them they were taking advice from a glorified toilet plunger.
As I continued my studies at FSU I agreed with most of the things I learned in psychology, but didn’t buy completely into the theories presented, I saw truth in them, but I didn’t agree with them all. That is until one day in my psychology of personality class where I learned about Maslow and his hierarchy of needs. Maslow’s theory completely made sense to me, and while I don’t think it explains every single psychological problem, but I do believe many psychological problems do stem from a misarranged hierarchy of needs. Example, this explained how a women who valued love over safety would put up with her husband beating her, safety being more important on the hierarchy of a normal person, but in this person’s case they put it behind love.
I’ve learned a lot over these years at FSU, and I will likely have many more years to spend in school, since if I get a bachelor’s in psychology I may as well stay a maintenance guy my whole life. So with any luck I’ll eventually be accepted into a graduate school where I can further my education and work toward my goal of helping people work through their problems (hopefully not involving medication). Till then I’ll be doing what I can to fix people’s problems while I fix their apartments..

Tue, 01 Nov 2005 19:45:52 GMT

BRIGHT EYES

"If Winter Ends"

i dreamt of a fever,
one that would cure me of this cold, winter set heart.
with heat to melt these frozen tears and burned with reasons
as to carry on.
into these twisted months i plunge without a light to follow
but i swear that i would follow anything
if it would just get me out of here.
and so you get six months to adapt
and then you get two more to leave town.
in the event that you do adapt we still might not want you around.
and i fell for the promise of a life with a purpose
but i know that that is impossible now.
and so i drink to stay warm
and to kill selected memories
because i just can't think anymore about that or about her tonight
i give myself three days to feel better
or i swear i'll drive right off a fucking cliff
because if i can't make myself feel better
then how can i expect anyone else to give a shit
and i scream for the sunlight or a car to take me anywhere
just get me past this dead and eternal snow
because i swear that i am dying, slowly but its happening
and if the perfect spring is waiting somewhere
just take me there and lie to me and say it's going to be alright
its going to be alright, yeah you worry too much kid,
its going to be alright.

Sun, 30 Oct 2005 13:21:59 GMT

i'm really bored.. heaven't done anythign relly fun in a week or two, too much going on with work and school, i'm going to have to change this

Sun, 30 Oct 2005 13:21:00 GMT

This Is My Life, Rated
Life:	8.2
Mind:	8.3
Body:	9.4
Spirit:	6.8
Friends/Family:	4.1
Love:	2.1
Finance:	9
Take the Rate My Life Quiz

Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:33:27 GMT

Skinny and Cute
Raw score: 29% Big Breasts, 36% Big Ass, and 72% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, smaller asses, and cuter composure than others who've taken the test.

Note that you scored low on both breast and ass size. This means you appreciate thinner, harder bodies. You are most likely to appreciate a super-model. Relatively, you are less attracted to round, soft, sloppy women.

My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, more innocent look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrities: Jessica Alba, an absolute goddess, and Natalie Portman, if you can handle her acting.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 13% on tit-size

You scored higher than 25% on ass-size

You scored higher than 75% on cuteness

Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test written by chicken_pot_pie on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Fri, 21 Oct 2005 17:25:19 GMT

ahh famu homecoming is once again upon us. i heard somebody complaining about the amount of extra cops and number of places closing for it. i give them statistical interjections noting that it is the weekend of the most crime in tallahassee throughout the year, so its a valid call.. that said can't wait to make money liek i always do off this event.. yea who wants to race the miata at $20 a pop.. or the duc cross town start at one poitn end 15-20 miles away winner gets $50 :D i love it

Wed, 19 Oct 2005 17:36:57 GMT

You're someone who can keep you're cool, but when
things go past your limits, things can get
pretty messy. You have a sweet side and
everybody knows it but when someone messes with
you, all hell breaks lose because you know you
simply don't deserve that s*it. Rate this quiz
please! =]

How Tough Are You?
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You are a Kind lover! You have such a sweet sense
of caring and tend to take more part in holding
hands and warm hugs than kissing. You are the
kind of person who is easy to fall for, but be
warned, you just might give someone the wrong
impression of you if you are just being
friendly to them.

What Kind Of Love Do You Show?(With Pics)
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Dominant Personality: Grace

Good Traits: You're very dancer-like in your
step. You're light-hearted, and smile often.
You probably have a lot of distant friends.

Bad Traits: You don't take anyone or
anything seriously. It's not all fun and games.

People see you as: Happy, unaware, and
unnerved. You try and hide your emotions
because you think you always have to be
cheerful. There's appropriate times to show
emotion, and people may think you're uncaring.

You're Most Like: Innocence. You both have a
childlike purity. The difference is that you
aren't as bubbly, and tend to be more
artistically inclined.

You Need More: Protected. Don't open up so
easily to people. Not everyone can be trusted.

What's your dominant trait? (10 unique results)
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Wed, 19 Oct 2005 10:20:44 GMT

intresting run in with cop this morning, we clean wendy's in the mornings at my job, but they change the alarm code, so we g o in put in the code alarm doesn't shut off, and cops show up to see us cleaning carpet, best lien i've ever heard a cop say

"so you break in and clean carpet?" for your next break in by all means go to (insert his adress here) please" he joked, for a second then left sweeing we were just doing our jobs.. so good TPD officers do exist.. they just work graveyard

Fri, 14 Oct 2005 15:22:42 GMT

SEXY LADY/ HOT BOY. You are hot, no matter what you
do. There are not much people like you.
Beautiful from inside and outside. The opposite
sex feels pleased with you . They treat you
like a god/goddess. The other ones are jealous
of you because they try to be sexy and
attractive but you are it. Maybe youre a bit
arrogant, or you seem . And some think that
they should better not even try to get a date
with you because your sex appeal scares them.
Sometimes it even nerves you the way they are
running after you.
. You need change-Sometimes you like shy and
sometimes you like extrovert
PLEASE VOTE, I want to know what you think about my
quiz, I worked hard on it.You can always
message me or tell me how I can improve that
quiz. Ill sure write back.

~THE big LOVE TEST!! What do you need? With PICS! For girls and boys!~
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Thu, 13 Oct 2005 11:21:08 GMT

Leave me your name and...

1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal. You MUST.

Tue, 11 Oct 2005 22:51:24 GMT

The Playboy
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMm)

Clean. Smooth. Successful. You're The Playboy.

You're spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of sex, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too.

Your exact opposite:
The Mixed Messenger

Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer

It's obvious to us, and probably everyone else, that you're after physical rather than emotional relationships, but you're straight up with potential partners. And if a girl you want isn't into something casual, it's no big deal. You move on. BEFORE sleeping with her. Usually. At least you try to. Such control is rare.

If you're feeling unfulfilled, maybe you should raise your standards. New conquests will only be satisfying if there's a possibility of rejection.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Priss

CONSIDER: The Dirty Little Secret, The Nurse

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